MCSWEENEY'S

I’M THE 19TH CUPHOLDER IN A SUBARU ASCENT AND I’M A VERY BIG DEAL

COLLUSION IS NOT A CRIME — HERE’S THE MATH AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT PROVES IT

HOROSCOPES FOR LIBRARIANS

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO YELL AT YOUR RESTAURANT SERVER FOR POOR SERVICE?

Funny-ish

OFFICE HOLIDAY PARTY GUIDELINES FOR PROFESSIONALS WORKING FROM HOME

MOVIE QUOTES REVISITED FOR HEALTHY REASONS

I’M A WRITER WITH GREAT POTENTIAL AND I WANT MY FINGERS INSURED

Points In Case

Reasons Why I Didn't Come To Your Improv Show

Sincere 404 Page Not Found Errors

I'm a 9-1-1 Operator who Loves the Movie "Titanic"

I'm the Nation of India, and I Found Myself in America

No More snacks during weekly snacks sales review meetings

CBS

Writer, CBS Diversity Showcase 2018

Feature Screenplays 

6 D.E.A.T.H.S

LEELA

mASTERPIECE

KILLERS INC.

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