MCSWEENEY'S

FAMOUS TV SHOWS AS PERCEIVED BY A PERSON OF COLOR

I’M THE 19TH CUPHOLDER IN A SUBARU ASCENT AND I’M A VERY BIG DEAL

COLLUSION IS NOT A CRIME — HERE’S THE MATH AND EVERYTHING ELSE THAT PROVES IT

HOROSCOPES FOR LIBRARIANS

WHEN IS IT OKAY TO YELL AT YOUR RESTAURANT SERVER FOR POOR SERVICE?

Funny-ish

SLOGANS FOR PROCRASTINATORS

OFFICE HOLIDAY PARTY GUIDELINES FOR PROFESSIONALS WORKING FROM HOME

MOVIE QUOTES REVISITED FOR HEALTHY REASONS

I’M A WRITER WITH GREAT POTENTIAL AND I WANT MY FINGERS INSURED

Points In Case

Can Someone Get Me Out of These Group Chats?

Socially distanced sexual fantasies

Reasons Why I Didn't Come To Your Improv Show

Sincere 404 Page Not Found Errors

I'm a 9-1-1 Operator who Loves the Movie "Titanic"

I'm the Nation of India, and I Found Myself in America

No More snacks during weekly snacks sales review meetings

166 Palms

Guest is god (A short story)

TV Pilots

THe H1-B Family

Angels Inc.

Feature Screenplays 

6 D.E.A.T.H.S

LEELA

mASTERPIECE

KILLERS INC.

Train to penn

CBS

Writer, CBS Diversity Showcase 2018